April 20th, 2018

It was cold today. The sun was warm on my hood when I was parked in the driveway but my wheels were chilly on the pavement as my human drove to work. I got my snow shoes off last week, just before the ice storm hit. I spent three days in the tiny box-garage weathering the storm; I find it claustrophobic but at least my wipers didn’t freeze up. I hate it when that happens – they’re like my eyelashes. But today was sunny so when she left me in the parking space my insides got toasty warm.

April 22nd, 2018

Ahhhh I’m a driveway car again! It’s warm outside … ish. I mean it’s warmer than last week but it’s not quite summer yet. But all this sunshine means I can see that I’m filthy. I’m not sure why my human doesn’t take me for a car-shower – I’m clearly dusty all over. At least she fed me yesterday, I was so hungry! I was running on fumes.

April 25th 2018

Well my human is leaving me out in the driveway on purpose tonight – the rain is showering me clean – yay. That ding on my right door from the mall parking lot looks sooooo much bigger when I’m clean. Maybe I will do a little dog roll in the dust tomorrow morning – that’ll show her! Ha!

May 15th 2018

OMG why doesn’t she feed me regularly?! She waits until my stomach is growling – it’s not like SHE has to wait when she’s hungry!

May 31st 2018

So I heard we’re moving! I hope my house is bigger and my doors don’t touch the walls. I’m tired of always being a driveway car except when it’s bad weather. I mean, come on, I’m NOT a driveway car! I don’t want to sound stuck up but … I’m better than that!

June 9th 2018

I just saw my new house! It’s sooooo much bigger! I can have car friends over and no one has to use the visitors parking or the street! Yay! And my human can get into her house from my house so she’s happier too. I hope that means she will feed me more regularly. I’m not following a paleo diet people!! Yeesh. A car needs to eat, you know 

July 15th 2018

OMG OMGOMGOMG we just started a loooooong trip today! The human told me it would be a test of my engine and that I could really stretch my wheels. I wonder where we’re going?! It sounded like “So scratch me one” but my human said it was the prairies … maybe the prairies are itchy?

July 23rd 2018

Holy crap we’re still driving! My wheels are so tired and not all of those roads are smooth, you know. The human made me pass a LOT on those stupid two lane highways – sometimes I wasn’t sure she’d make it back into our lane! Soooo tired. When is this trip going to end?

July 26th 2018

Home again! YAY! I have never been so glad to be absolutely still in my own house before! My wheels have rolled thousands of kilometers – waaaaay too much in such a short time as far as I’m concerned. Oh, and “so scratch me one” turned out to be “Saskatchewan” – weird name but nice straight roads. And a LOT of A & W’s in the middle of nowhere. So my human ate regularly but I must say she did feed me frequently too. So I can’t complain … much. 